Sunday, November 14, 2010

Shrek And Fiona Birthday Cake

la scrittura

writing came to count, enumerate and classify the properties of the king. still the writer has this task, sit down and enumerate the properties of the ruler of the moment, certain that someone will read his list. writing can be bare, like a tree without leaves, in which the naked picture of things is the cornerstone of his term. But the writer can also shout in the face of what its subject is not on the list: the occult origin of those properties, theft given to whom and how, to fill the surface of adjectives describing objects. The fund we are not interested in politics. The rich are rich because they steal from those who did not understand because they are poor. is a choice between the desire to be controlled and the desire to rule. If neither of these two roads do you like your place is the edge of the guardrail, the pavement, in a word, the dust and estranietà, the loneliness of one who knows but does not know whether to write or not. They will understand what you mean? understand what they implied when he wrote, they will realize that his attacks are not only that, but there's really someone you want to defend? And those who defend'll never know you did it? Really worth it to wear out your fingers to the ingratitude?

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Reflux On Empty Stomach

De cesso Repubblica (1/2)

to all girls and all women readers of this blog tell you a secret I carry within me now from my first experience in a public restroom: men are training aims to make mistakes just because they do not want to sit on the toilet.
The unique structure of the trunk of the bird boys (chi ce l ' has winged raise your hand) would allow them to run parables and doves worthy of Tiger Woods. But what happens in reality? Those who have chosen to use the toilet light but to hear that indescribable feeling you get before a big athletic performance does not raise the bar (because then we will see) does not reaches out with Zen attitude in front of the cup and the result is a lake on the right, one left and several small ponds on the edge of downtown. They believe their piscio teleguidato e purtroppo non si avvedono di svariati zampilli incontrollabili, di distanze incommensurabili e parabole tali che nemmeno Cartesio avrebbe saputo calcolarne le traiettorie. Insomma, fuor di metafora e metaforicamente, pisciano fuori dalla tazza... Naturalmente non puliscono, magari perché l'hanno trovato già ben pittato che è inutile rovinare certi capolavori.
Sono dunque convinto, da vero visionario, che per ogni tazza del cesso che gli uomini d'ora in poi troveranno pulita il mondo sarà migliore, ci saranno meno smadonnamenti e meno puzzo, il che equivale a meno schifo, meno paura di prendersi malattie (da paranoico ipocondriaco quale sono mi domando se tutti si lavino le mani anche prima di premere i vari bottoni or open the taps, because if it were not so, the germs on the faucet you resume them when you close and you think you Essert washed ...), less confidence in the next, which will make us smile more and allow us to join hands we reach out with the same confidence with which we hand ourselves. Every smile in the world is more and will multiply to hugs and embraces from the peace treaties, etc.. etc..
all starts with a good shot. Do not make me piss out of the cup to me, because I sit.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Lumen Per Watt Comparison

io non sono mai stato bambino


I have never been a child. I've never read children's literature. I do not have a cultural background because I know I do not carry around as a burden but as a gift inside. those who write for children do not see them as future men, and mark them as already lost to their liking a boundary between what is and what is less for more.
consider children of childish beings will make them grow as adults with disabilities. consider children like little idiots and not let it grow ever. I grew up with Kyaschan, Mazinger Z, Daytarn 3: strong stuff, whiskey in the early morning, but latte.
The world changes when you agreed to accept it and you know it. Adults are traumatized because of education and this pestilentifera propinano chain activities to their children and children that occur within range. Because adults do not want to grow can not impose their trauma to the children of today.
The children's literature is a plague of the twentieth century. Read Stefano Benni rather, speaks to all without distinction of age and does not criticize anything. Banning movies is how to accommodate the smaller size of their genitals, or make him believe that you put in operation at the age of eighteen years of age. Young people must think, should not be allowed to fill their lives nonsense that adults have invented knowing that parents are afraid of the real world most of their children.
The fun comes from maturity not by the false naivete. Otherwise, call it by its name: framework for the enslavement of the minds of the masses.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Infections Caused By Metal In The Skin

il più grande ingorgo autostradale della storia repubblicana


the largest traffic jam in the history of the Republic Highway, and I can say I was there.
pescara-bologna in half low 8 hours, an example of what Italians are mostly united in times of crisis. on holiday together on the outward, but most return for not making the roads less crowded beaches, not to let the flavor of the imagination a collective experience from start to finish. no advice, no authority: all like a yo-yo: 2 km to 120 hours and 20 km to 10 per hour. Italians do it better: pay the same tribute to those connecting Italy scrap metal for scrap. There was so much that you could walk without touching the asphalt through the boot.
stupidity is a collective experience. the writer is stupid because it has provided a massive convergence: rain and hail in emilia, puglia abruzzo holiday in the Marche and Romagna, the championship in Misano. the writer is also stupid for not having foreseen that his compatriots were so stupid and improvident as he does. It will air? education? never heard of voluntary exiles who have never repented. then it is really true: nemo propheta home . until I go do not give me straight. And in China do not fare better (see photo!).




Thursday, July 1, 2010

Whats A Home Remedy For Bags Under Eyes

Splendor



the Splendor is the understanding and comprehensive snapshot of a great truth or some fragment of truth. If you're not looking for any truth, then it is unlikely to ever try a splendor. The monks call it mystical ecstasy. The writers call it inspiration. Descartes had always in the morning, while asleep. Poincare had a Splendor climbing the stairs of a bus while on vacation in the mountains. Gauss (according to the fictionalized version of Kehlmann ) had a splendor while making love with his wife ... Cardano writes in his autobiography that could have a splendor when he wanted and that was very useful for writing books. I have a friend who had a splendor while making love him well, but in his case had not had to stop.
As you can see there is no real rule for splendor. I am riding the shadow of the Tower and Donkey sunlight caress me now only the left foot. I'm right here, I'm going to "cover the Carisa and I cover my eyes to how much light there is.
Where there are no rules there are only exceptions. 'S why we're all exceptional. Just want it. And not so read between the lines what our predecessors have left us. During a
splendor can do wonderful things or very stupid things. You can throw money and fresh clothes and may be able to ignore the pretty girls go by. You can forget the history, events and characters that surround us in that moment. All that matters at this moment is nothing but the continuous flow between our head and our hand through this strange blood dyeing the white robe of the pages. Saying nothing I have said it all. As the universe
splendor is a stage of short duration, is a frugal meal, but very energetic. It 's great that the painter knows when to stop.


Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Facebook Online Proxy Met Flash

Sul campionato del mondo di calcio (2)


subtitle: put the field in slow motion to determine if a goal is like putting the replays of the Italians in the ass for them to know who bugger is

Mass (?) of referee errors and the existence of electronic gadgets has made the antipodes of the world unite in a one voice: We want the field in slow motion! Blatter is least favorable to the photodetector on the goal line. As always in the field of human moves the problem a little 'beyond just the time to forget about personal responsibility (?). When will the slow-motion field in the time available for the fourth man or the arbitrator or a fifth of the former referee will be managed directly by the advertising agencies, which will compete to grab that moment of fate. In fact in football decisions are always taken at the time and I think you will continue to do so. You can not play while the result is outstanding. Players who will? They will say their peering il tabellone e se la prenderanno con loro stessi per non essere stati più attenti. E anche quando ci sarà il verdetto (il più presto possibile, si spera) chi sarà davvero contento? 
Il vero pallone della discordia è l'affidabilità delle nostre azioni. Quanti sono gli episodi contestati contro gli episodi incontestabili? Ognuno di noi conosce la risposta: non c'è proporzione. Allora quel momento di attesa frenetica in cui le sorti della partita saranno nelle mani di un giudice, se la tecnologia sarà accolta in campo, per il calcio si fischierà tre volte, perché non migliorerà il gioco, né la giustizia. Miglioreranno soltanto i conti in banca di quelli che speculano su un gioco knowing that too many people take it seriously.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Kaolin Clay Adding To Soap

ERRORISMO


the error is a disaster that kills many victims. Errors cells lurk in organizations, public bodies, ministries and all government. You too can be a victim of the error, but have you ever thought you might be unwitting pawn?
There are no laws against error, there is no obstacle for the error. We are all against the error and each of us is his most badass lieutenant. The error is not metaphysical: how many gods you have submitted and how much did you trust? the errors in your blood flowing and shake under your skin: There is no metaphor that might conceal, an allegory that the knights of the word can handle, there anacoluthon you can save.
not do what the error is expected, nor what he likes best: it is a lookout tower, you can not hide. E 'at the same time a tyrant king who sets you free and a queen caste, which promises you a night in her alcove.
Who has not committed an error?
the error is by its very nature infallible.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Precision Attachment Partial

Tutti i piedi della vostra vita



When will name the word "foot" and assigning specific adjectives each of you, my dear readers, will continue to read with a different image in his head of the body in question.
When the film "Lolita" by Stanley Kubrick shows the foot of the nymphet you, my dear readers, you'll still see the film set in tests the same image of the body part in question.

All feet you saw in your life: the foot of your parents, your siblings, your friends, the foot of your lovers, your feet massaged and feet beaten, ugly feet and feet beautiful. All the "your" feet are recalled to your mind when I mentioned the word foot by saying that I mentioned. When you see a foot in the cinema there's no way to make comparisons and use your memories. That 's what the foot (or the body or face) that you will love. Your mind has no active participation. Receives (and has) of what he sees. The relationship between the word "foot" that I misused to explain my idea and what it calls a game is all yours, not even in self-referential game that I made with you in mind be making you all walk of your life I have no responsibilities. The books do not exist without the players. And even this post. The film is like a statue. Literature is like a person.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Lorna Morgan 2010 Forum

disattivare l'account facebook (non è una guida è un tentativo)



When you try to disable the account on facebook you put more pictures taken in front of your friends and tell you that we shall miss you, are you sure you want to do?
When did you decide to disable the account on facebook you need to know why, it is mandatory.
Among the reasons you can choose from the obvious "I have a doubt about privacy" (in fact I have it) at the haunting "Do not I feel safe on Facebook! It is not enough to make a decision to do anything? Why do I motivate them? Mica us at school: "Teacher can I go to the bathroom?" and the Teacher: "Why?". "Because I decided that" you reply. "So go ahead."
I feel poised on a toasted crouton with a pitted olive is going to roll away taking with it all. I know you do not know what I'm talking about, but I know you have these quizzes. And if I'm wrong reasons and I do not disable the account? There is a special group for the disabled in suspense? A site of the fire and flames for the undecided, the traitors?
any option have a little advice for you: you really do not want to deactivate your account: you can not do without Facebook! Facebook! Facebook! It 's weird, did not appear Zuckemberg facebook after saying three times out loud! "This is a temporary state. I'll be back" is my favorite. Just go back with the same e-mail and the game-player will be restored as if nothing had happened, like the prodigal son will be welcomed back into the arms of the family that you are bidding that you can not refuse.
The most beautiful thing happens with "I have another Facebook account" no advice. You're still part of this hearth, so that you know, we were wrong, do not have one with you, we got it wrong. Keep it up, brother.
short, you put it in such a way that you think is going to die! Today
giving up, but tomorrow I'll make it!

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Where Can I Find A Bmx For Under £100

Sul campionato del mondo di calcio



All the big European teams have lost matches against teams considered easy to nations deemed poor or destitute, or a racing history and technique that would keep them away from success with the "big".
Before the end of qualifying to the knockout stage, I would hazard a guess that has the flavor of the anti-globalization, anti-capitalist breathing and heart of a fan who has the blood calcium, but prefers to follow Only Championships world considered at least on the surface of most authentic football tournaments.

A football match is something very similar to life
in a final, the game far more important, the duration will be determined, but according to the setbacks can be no recovery. If there is no advantage of either, the teams have extra time to fight again. If this time is not conclusive it will pull the penalty shootout. Rightly called lottery. Borges was not the poet who invented the lottery in Babylon were nothing more than the cause of the existence of destiny in the world?
Everybody wants to win. If there was this assumption would not even play the game or more resemble a pantomime. As in all life circumstances of each matter, and as with all football bets is not always easy to assume something that can have multiple outputs.
What happened to the teams of the richest noble European countries?
E 'success in identifying what happens when the method for the realization of a desire to do the opposite of what is needed. It is a psychological interpretation, I think its a "scientific" explanation (and complex) and some losses of the first draw of Italy. These players
grown and fed in the club drinking them at the source of abundance when they do not take to the field to play soccer. They discuss the awards, the shape of the weight of the consistency of the ball (missing the issue is not a minor degree of roundness) and forget to be a nation, a detail that in my perspective of world peace does not consider secondary ever.
Moral of the story. It is not their fault, poor things. And 'our fault. Incensed them, want them beautiful and tattooed, but also rhetoric and dialectic, we want them moral but not moralistic, loyal to their duty, but not exorbitant, extravagant or less shameless ... Who pays them their salaries? those who create that world of glitter for those that then we end up in with feet and head? It is we who want them and so that they too want to be. To feed a football player is sacrosanct, no one is denied a Ferrari, but I also want to see players who play for the sake of playing.
Beckham Dear, if you despair with the suit as an assistant rather than become a full London smoke valued at several thousand pounds, perhaps the British public would believe in the sincerity of most of your disappointment.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Milena Velba Milk Files

la vittoria dell'amore


The League did not win because its xenophobic policies have changed the meaning and significance of our constitution, or because the economic choices endorsed government to which it belongs have been running the interests of a small portion of the population or because the same civil rights are constantly subjected to the wrath and the needs of a very specific individual, but only because it has the courage to nominate his son of a minister, then he will have the courage to nominate mine, and mine, and mine, but mine and yours, and yours, and children of all and of each and this is only the demonstration that always love to win, always.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Suave Skin Lotionmsds Sheets

10 nuovissime domande a Berlusconi


1) What is your secret to keep looking so young?

2) What is his secret to keeping the peace in this turbulent historical periods?

3) Where did you find the fantastic ideas to solve the problems of the country?

4) The method it uses to select its employees must be of the most subtle. Can you illustrate?

5) How do you sustain the stress of all the work he is doing in Italy?

6) In so delicate a position as his, the most important man in Italy, never feels the weight of responsibility?

7) If there was a statesman in which you could compare, who would it be?

8) It 's true that in many countries have decided to export the model policy of his government?

9) A man of his charm and his charisma is obviously a strong fortitude: do not have any weaknesses?

10) Why do not you go fuck yourself?

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Lippincott Pharmaceutuical Calculation

Economimico


economimico adj. sm 1. a person in severe conditions of deprivation and poverty forced by hunger and bad weather (rain, snow, wind and sand in your eyes) to play and / or invent more or less true stories about his real condition of underprivileged and / or loser. 2. a body or industry or any business that sells smoking and / or air, imitating brand products, called in the jargon smears (see): a bag economimica . 3. (rare) In areas of person who is cultured and refined nonchalance with verve and imitate what the peasant petty activities of so-called beijing (see), also called stingy (see). 4. economimica , science and wherefores of why everything we do becomes a commodity and how to keep a boat afloat without the rowers to notice that if the captain made off after filling it with holes; Minister dell'economimica (see photo).

( Etymology uncertain: a famous philologist, teacher and sadituttunpologo claims come from an incorrect transcription of the word "economic", valuable vernacular to describe everything that is unseemly cowardly dared to refer to money, the error appears INS can be attributed gesture imitation, ancient board game called "mime", which is to move his arms and legs, muscles and maxillofacial eyes to express emotions and / or intentions, or even (sembra incredibile!) per raccontare storie di varia natura sempre imperniate sull’imitazione della vita reale; i due termini si fusero misteriosamente. La scienza che prese il sopravvento su tutte le altre scienze esistenti, comprese l’Enalottologia e la Totocalciologia, l’ Economimica , sembra teorizzasse la possibilità di fare soldi attraverso la suggestione e l’imposizione di un bisogno non reale di prodotti inutili. Uno strumento di cui si ignorano sia la forma che i materiali, efficacissimo per ottenere risultati certi e che per anni persuasero il mondo scientifico dell’esattezza dell’ Economimica era la pubblicità . Strane forme di stampa, ritrovate recentemente, show men and women with strange objects on him or in his hand some consider to be advertising other categorically deny, deny even the existence of ' Economimica and credited with the invention to an insane game between friends).


Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Breast Abscess And Surgery

la relatività del genio


It may be a genius and at the same time being full of himself.
Descartes went to Sweden at the invitation of Queen Christina, and there died of cold. I swear! Einstein went to Sweden to receive the Nobel Prize for physics and his return to Hitler was beginning to weave their meshes authoritarian with an anti-Semitic newspaper. When the power was in his hands, in 1933, Einstein was a guest of the King of Belgium. According to you:
a) returned to Germany, b) died of cold, c) built a paper boat with which circumnavigated the globe to demonstrate to the Catholic Church - which was still frozen from 1609 - that the Earth is a sphere, d ) none of the three previous e) The author of this article (not decisive for the victory of World War II, but perhaps influential in the third war of independence after the Craxi government ... I remember: the first war of ' independence against the law Mama War of Independence against the Gasparri Law, the third war of independence against Law tout court until the fall of Berlusconi) is a genius, f) by removing the parentheses after "Berlusconi" and putting it before "Berlusconi" in the previous option changes the meaning of Article g) finally returned to his shame and to write - I had finished all the stimuli for my bowel movements; h) the third solution, as in the cubic equations, it is imaginary, i) if this solution is the square would be equal to -1.
Who responds to the quiz will have a reward equivalent to the contents of the bag of Diogenes of Sinope (thanks to the idea of \u200b\u200bthe Academy Sillografi).