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De cesso Repubblica (1/2)

to all girls and all women readers of this blog tell you a secret I carry within me now from my first experience in a public restroom: men are training aims to make mistakes just because they do not want to sit on the toilet.

The unique structure of the trunk of the bird boys (chi ce l ' has winged raise your hand) would allow them to run parables and doves worthy of Tiger Woods. But what happens in reality? Those who have chosen to use the toilet light but to hear that indescribable feeling you get before a big athletic performance does not raise the bar (because then we will see) does not reaches out with Zen attitude in front of the cup and the result is a lake on the right, one left and several small ponds on the edge of downtown. They believe their piscio teleguidato e purtroppo non si avvedono di svariati zampilli incontrollabili, di distanze incommensurabili e parabole tali che nemmeno Cartesio avrebbe saputo calcolarne le traiettorie. Insomma, fuor di metafora e metaforicamente, pisciano fuori dalla tazza... Naturalmente non puliscono, magari perché l'hanno trovato già ben pittato che è inutile rovinare certi capolavori.

Sono dunque convinto, da vero visionario, che per ogni tazza del cesso che gli uomini d'ora in poi troveranno pulita il mondo sarà migliore, ci saranno meno smadonnamenti e meno puzzo, il che equivale a meno schifo, meno paura di prendersi malattie (da paranoico ipocondriaco quale sono mi domando se tutti si lavino le mani anche prima di premere i vari bottoni or open the taps, because if it were not so, the germs on the faucet you resume them when you close and you think you Essert washed ...), less confidence in the next, which will make us smile more and allow us to join hands we reach out with the same confidence with which we hand ourselves. Every smile in the world is more and will multiply to hugs and embraces from the peace treaties, etc.. etc..

all starts with a good shot. Do not make me piss out of the cup to me, because I sit.

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io non sono mai stato bambino

I have never been a child. I've never read children's literature. I do not have a cultural background because I know I do not carry around as a burden but as a gift inside. those who write for children do not see them as future men, and mark them as already lost to their liking a boundary between what is and what is less for more.
consider children of childish beings will make them grow as adults with disabilities. consider children like little idiots and not let it grow ever. I grew up with Kyaschan, Mazinger Z, Daytarn 3: strong stuff, whiskey in the early morning, but latte.

The world changes when you agreed to accept it and you know it. Adults are traumatized because of education and this pestilentifera propinano chain activities to their children and children that occur within range. Because adults do not want to grow can not impose their trauma to the children of today.
The children's literature is a plague of the twentieth century. Read Stefano Benni rather, speaks to all without distinction of age and does not criticize anything. Banning movies is how to accommodate the smaller size of their genitals, or make him believe that you put in operation at the age of eighteen years of age. Young people must think, should not be allowed to fill their lives nonsense that adults have invented knowing that parents are afraid of the real world most of their children.
The fun comes from maturity not by the false naivete. Otherwise, call it by its name: framework for the enslavement of the minds of the masses.

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il più grande ingorgo autostradale della storia repubblicana

the largest traffic jam in the history of the Republic Highway, and I can say I was there.

pescara-bologna in half low 8 hours, an example of what Italians are mostly united in times of crisis. on holiday together on the outward, but most return for not making the roads less crowded beaches, not to let the flavor of the imagination a collective experience from start to finish. no advice, no authority: all like a yo-yo: 2 km to 120 hours and 20 km to 10 per hour. Italians do it better: pay the same tribute to those connecting Italy scrap metal for scrap. There was so much that you could walk without touching the asphalt through the boot.

stupidity is a collective experience. the writer is stupid because it has provided a massive convergence: rain and hail in emilia, puglia abruzzo holiday in the Marche and Romagna, the championship in Misano. the writer is also stupid for not having foreseen that his compatriots were so stupid and improvident as he does. It will air? education? never heard of voluntary exiles who have never repented. then it is really true: nemo propheta home . until I go do not give me straight. And in China do not fare better (see photo!).