God - Thank you for coming.
Jesus - Well, 'we had no alternative ...
D - Do not start with the provocations, from ...
G - Who leads?!
Holy Ghost - Er, what did you want to talk about?
D - Well, I wanted to inform you that I'm tired of this humanity.
SS - Yes?
D - Yes! Wars, murder, murder in my name it's time to give us a cut!
G - Hey, hey, calm, yet you will not want to send me there to crucify me, eh?
D - Ugh! Again with the usual resentments. Anyway, no, I'd be more inclined to a new flood
SS - Again?
D - Trivial?
SS - Well, 'we say that God is always waiting for a something new!
D - Well, there '... maybe is an immediate mass destruction, you say?
G - There may be ... but look, you would not want to destroy everyone, no? How do you know that they are all evil?
D - It does not destroy its tutti, diciamo che mi accontenterò del 90% circa della popolazione mondiale, il restante 10% potrà dare il via ad un nuovo inizio, sempre nel mio nome
G – E nel mio!
SS – E pure nel mio, già che ci siamo.
D – (sbuffa) Sì, sì, certo!
G – Va bene, ma mi chiedevo, come puoi decidere chi salvare e chi no?
D – E' presto detto, ho proceduto in base agli Stati, se le cose vanno bene in uno Stato per la maggioranza della popolazione lo salvo, altrimenti muoiono tutti.
SS – Mi pare equo.
G – Buona idea, ma, ripeto, come farai a discernere, perché, siamo chiari, è ovvio che tu, vista anche l'età e visto che non vuoi mollare il comando al tuo figlio più giovane e attento, non puoi controllare tutto.
D – (sorridendo) Caro il mio bel figlio, sottovaluti tuo padre. Ti concedo che, forse, non ho più la vista di un tempo e che non riesco ad essere in tutti i posti contemporaneamente, però, l'età m'ha portato giudizio.
SS – Hai già un piano?
D – Eccerto! Allora, da un po' di tempo mi sono messo a guardare tutti i telegiornali del mondo, dalla CNN ad Al Jazeera, oltre a quelli nazionali di ogni singolo Stato, per vedere, come dicevo, chi se la passa bene e chi no, chi ha un popolo happy and who lives a constant state of revolt, who is satisfied, in short, who, however, would like a change.
G - Huh? Good idea! In fact recently I send a thunderbolt and they come here, a tsunami there, and they are already in place. Appear in a pan, and here is the camera, those journalists there are much more efficient than us in terms of supervision!
SS - Yeah! But wait a minute! God, before starting the operation, you've already contacted the other grand old man? What do you think?
D - Phew, quiet! Big A. is with us, you know that when it comes to killing people always agree
G - And the fat man?
D - The fat man can not contact him, he'll be meditating and then so you know it does not matter a damn.
SS - haha! It is indeed true. And suffer enough.
D - Here, then, this is the plan, I have everything ready for yet another global cataclysm of history, I got ready a list of the few countries where, using information taken from the press, and life is good People are calm and quiet. Now give it to you, you out the door and bring it to the 4 Cavalieri.
SS - Well, finally you will come back to show a bit 'of an iron fist!
G - Well done old man! I love seeing the blood flowing when it is not mine.
D - Well, now go and that the destruction begins.
(and so it was that Italy was saved)
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